Friday, December 20, 2013

Home of The Northern Lights!!

Home of Northern lights, le gayi kab Southern flights
Hamen toh pata na chala!
Shukar ghumaane walon ka 
("......Ghuma diya na..")...... Bhugtoge!!
You know (Man proposes, God disposes!)

Ye Jatland se Jutland ka rasta jo itana pass la khada kiya!!
("...Ab nayay karoonga main!..")
Humne "sune" charche ki ghum rahe the aaspass hi kahin (Uni.)..
Kuchh logon ne "suna" bacha liya (Raaj)!!
Jatgiri? Dadagiri?? Ya illigal Kalakari/Kalah-Kari!!

Lo! Aur Ghumo!!
Darwin, genes, genetics seem passe
Come to new as
Abhi toh bahut ghumayi baaki hai..
From Signatures of life to ".........Marci Marci"
to............................................................
Aah! 2014!!!


Friday, December 13, 2013

Culture of Vultures!!

गली से गुजरे लड़की कोई, तो सिटी बजाओ मजाक उडाओ
कभी सीधी तो कभी उल्टी-सीधी भाषा में गाली देकर
कॉमेंटरी कर हाहाकार करो, ठहाके लगाओ, खिल्ली उडाओ
ये है शायद अनपढ़-गवाँरो की भाषा
मगर जताओ रोब फिर भी और बोलो संस्कारी हैं हम!!

कुछ अक्सर पढ़कर ऐसे ही संस्करियों के
रहण-सहन के तरीके, भाषा-परिभाषा बदल जाते हैं
मगर सलीका रहता है वही, मिले मौका जहां कहीं
कसते चलो तुम फबत्तियों पे फबत्तीया
बड़ा मज़ा आ रहा है न, देखो फिर भी संस्कारी हैं हम!!

जितने अक्सर जयादा पढ़े, जितने बड़े ये कहलाये
ऐसी कल्चर वालों ने, उतने ही जटिल और गुंथे हुये
तरीके अपनाये  इस हाहाकारी के
बस ख्याल रखो इतना, रह ना जाये दांव-पेंच ढीला कोई 
और उठने ना पाये, उंगली कहीं इधर-उधर से!!

फिर मतलब इन्हे इससे क्या
ऋण्दन कहाँ हुआ, कृन्दन कहाँ-कहाँ हुआ
इनकी इस दो धारी तलवार ने
क तरफ जहां घर से बाहर प्रहार किया
वहीं दूसरी तरफ खुद के कुछ रिस्तों को तार-तार किया!!

वो बोलें या ना बोलें
चाहे संबल बन फिर भी साथ इनके डटें रहे
फिर भी सुना ऋण्दन कितनो ने ही, उस गहरी-सी खमोसी में भी
क्योंकि ना जाने क्या-क्या लगा दिया दांव पर 
इनकी इस कल्चर ने!!

अगर इसी को कल्चर कहते हैं
तो मैं उसे कल्चर ऑफ वल्चर्स कहूँगी!!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Human O' Human!

कहानियाँ कल भी बनती थी
कहानियाँ आज भी बनती हैं
घटनाये और दुर्घटनाए
दोनो ही कल भी घटती थी
और वो आज भी घटती हैं
लोग ऐसे और वैसे कल भी थे
और वो आज भी हैं!

वक़्त के साथ फर्क शायद इतना ही है
कल घर की बातें घर में ही होती थी
और सुलझे हुये लोग उन्हे मिल-बैठकार
घर में ही सुलझाते थे
मगर फिर भी कुछ कानफूस-लोग
मिर्च-मसाला लगाकर उन्हे बतंगड
कल भी बनाते थे, और आज भी बनाते हैं!

आज भी शायद वो सभी टाइप हैं
उलझाने वाली भी और सुलझाने वाली भी
तोड़-मरोड़-जोड़ कर अट्टहास करने वाली भी
और साज-संभाल कर मिठास लाने वाली भी!
हाँ! जो कल था, वो आज भी है
दुनिया ऐसी और वैसी कल भी थी, आज भी है
इंसान जैसे कल थे, वैसे ही आज भी हैं!!

Chemical Party!!

For people who is missing fun part on my blog. Here it goes from my friend:

Son: Papa don't behave like a kid!
Father: Beta don't you know nearby 60s some people start feeling again like kids.
But an experienced kid who act and react a bit different way!
Son: Oh! Menopause Effect!
Father: Nooo! Till now i do not know about that effect.
But yeah! People call that "Shattiya gaya budda" and i say back "Budda hoga tera baap"!!

*Bad Joke! Ohk! No Hard Feelings.. Haan!

There is another joke about new terms we came to know recently about human anatomy.. Saala, humane anatomy main pahle toh ye terms kabhi ni padi yaar.. Oh! come on.. Tu bhi na, may be they belong to the above joke category people!! Will talk about them sometime later..

Human interactions, actions, reactions, relations are work  of chemicals. Suna hai and also read about that lil bit here and there!
These European people are too much but still rational and i think know well how to teach.
Check out their Chemical party:



For people who could not understand some philosophy and some people even after so much snooping.. Well, Noble gases Don't Bond!! They live in their own small world!!

* Thanks for the not so good joke and reminding me about this old video gal! Waiting for another "joke"..
Note: People who did not watch the stalking and defamation drama on Mr. Rajbir Deswal's wall cannot understand this post.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

We were not Born to Follow

When Life is A Sweet Dream to Cherish n Strive For..


Change Is Inevitable!!




Thursday, December 5, 2013

Ignorance Is Bliss???

Really??? May be that's why so many ignorants are happy and smiling on someone else like fools (like their own daughters, sisters, wives or they themselves are safe from all this shit!) or a few not so ignorants are either too laid off kinda or who cares type creatures or some may be even cowards!!

People can go to any extent to declare you mad, bad or whatever suit them in some particular situation (Misuse of this and that technology and power)! PRISM, reflectors and refractors or so many other names gadgets/technical helps are there to see through the mirror, not self but distant objects like making so called choti/pony tail and then hanging that in front of so-called truck's mirror!....... so many coincidences again! Then there may be lynx-eyed creatures sensing, observing, scribbling, venting or writing their own rhythms of life, doing piter-patter (and then someone uploading some pic), discussing or smiling on human's endeavours to conquer the tough, know the unknown, reach the hidden or may be thinking on times if the fruit of this knowledge is worth your time and energy, where so many so-called honest people are just too dishonest and crazy? Or ordinary people or so-called aam-adami at least need to know that how we are living in a naked world on the name of security! But then some people may be right, who have their own reservations in this matter especially in India's context where more than half population do not even know the meaning of a respectable life and social security and what the hell i am talking, human/civil and privacy rights!! If really wanna feel like to talk and take part in all this bullshit then move to your dreamland rather than wasting your life in this hell or when in the Rome, do like the Romans do..... Just be ignorant!!! grrr
Or better still people like me should believe in and strive for Rabindranath Tagore's: Where The Mind Is Without Fear........!!!

Monday, December 2, 2013

Protector Or Predator???

Mere Coincidences!!!
Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post
"Thus spake the Lord: Chitragupt go, send group SMSs, send group emails, use internet. Akashwani is passe. Even telegrams have lived thier life. Tweet. Hark! Ho! Create a Facebook page. Sawa-rupya—Oh no!Hey, all transactions in Dollars. Yamraj, are there any hackers out there? Indra, how many fake IDs have you created Dear? Narad, downolad some jazz tunes and put aside that veena! 
O’ Deva! What is happening here!"

(What I did that day) Sent a message to this wing man on FB after few years just to ask what the heck was going on? And i am still wondering what the heck is going on!
Wonder, if police is unable even to cross check such simple things???

19 Sept. I got a call in the morning but there was no number rather it was written on screen “Unknown No.”
The same day Mr. Rajbir Deswal's post just after some time: 
"Arre! You have not saved in your phone My, Myy, Myyy Myyyy (Echo Effect) No."

Sept. 2, 13 Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post:
"Muchhon pe taanv dena tadi hai ya..........."

A day before my bro and bhabhi were there at my place and we were pulling his legs that he was looking so bad in that moustache look but he was doing this act of Muchho pe taanv dena!

Sept 6, 13 Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post:
"Unlike me there may be many like confused?......... Put a comma.........."

I wrote a post on my blog but kept it as draft and put a comma at some place then removed then again put it there!!

Sept 9, 13: Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post:
"Pishachini.........."

If someone can dare to ask some question???


Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post:
"Hurry hurry as if it was not enough to up the ante"

I wrote on my FB wall about some action.. 

Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post: " ....Mom expired come soon............" (It was last telegram day)

Mom called in the early hours but i could not pick the call as cell was on silence and i was sleeping.. checked the missed call only around 10.00am and got perplexed. 


I was too tensed due to some prob, had headache and felt restless, so called my cousin late night just to tell "wanna come home right now" and these people had to come to my place in the night itself..

Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post next day:
"Prabhu, maine ak hi tarah ki baarisho ki baat ni ki thi.. suno fir se.. some video link Baarishen girti rahi.........."

There was laptop distribution to faculty in my department by VC. I denied to accept by saying I already have two personal laptops and one official desktop. I need Bioinfo. lab for students:
Check Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post:



Forgot someone’s bday and called to wish belated..
Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post: "Cousin, belated bday wish and now we do not mind.........."

I was at my cousin's home for dinner.. i asked butter and she said malayi hai.. you like that..
Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post: "Kisi ko malayi achhi lagti hai, kisi ko ni ismain itana dahi bilone wali kya baat hai??"

Bhai main hoon na.. on some cousin

Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post: "Gandhi se compare karna thik nahi, haan bandaron se kar sakte ho.. naah ji mere friends bhi atulniye hain!!"
I was talking that day about some person with a friend whom people used to call Gandhi..

I was talking about some pregnancy related prob of someone in the family with a gynecologist friend..
Mr. Rajbir Deswal's Post: "Oh madam Sorry! Women stronger than man!....."

Day by day two to three coincidences!! 
Not just this but
After some indecent posts about some dress i was wearing at home.. my friends and google advise was even though you are not using your phone or laptop camera but someone can misuse that sitting far away so either remove that hardware or paste black tape.. i did but after that an article..


Not just this but
There was a post even on Cee Pee.. 
While i was in the washroom mobile was there in my pocket!
Now how can a gal prove such things??


Not just this...
Should i go on?? Or some people have already started feeling some disgust??

Lo G come to a bit better one: I was talking with mom about the expecting baby in the family
and there was a post:



This lady wrote on many other such topics also, which matched my day by day happenngs or calls.

India, Pakistan, pilot, jahaaj, helicopter, dungaree, moon, star, sun, pole star and blah, blah, blah Jodha-Akbar, Salim-Anarkali so and and so many posts!!

A group is sharing my day by day happenings/mis-happenings and then dissecting, analyzing and writing on public platform that is FB, their own analysis/prejudices in their own language/words! 

And how confirmation came that yes, i am writing on your day by day happenings, do whatever you can! After seeing that day by day commentary, i felt frustrated and wrote on my wall (only for friends zone), dare you write directly. And.....
I was talking to my friend who was planning to come to India for some get together. She asked me some suggestions for a small trip nearby Delhi for her English friend and if i can accompany these people. I advised golden triangle..
Next post was Bahadurgarh ka bomb (My friend is from there, means even friends FB space has been snooped!), Delhi se nikali gaddi.... blah! blah! blah!.........
So much is there that if i keep on writing then can go on and on!

Such a unique gal na (or some don??) or some other special interest/s?? 
V, V karte karte kahin khud ko hi pahchanna na bhul jaao!!

Jodha-Akbar pe toh special post banti hai! As there is some Raj in that!! May be sometime later!! 

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Finally!!

From a too private person to public zone.. Yes! Finally!!
I did not wanna come and talk about it publicly but i have been forced to speak out, my own story, which some people projected and still trying to project the worst way they can!! Just to save their own faces!! The question and problem was just one: Snooping, snooping and snooping!
I raised this question to the person who is doing all this but in vain!

Again same question:
If Indian government has given so much right/s to police officials at top level that they can snoop anyone and if yes then in what conditions and how long??
Not just that but can even talk about that person the worst way with all added mirch-masalas on some public website, that is FB? Just to defame and belittle that person???
Why? As this gal dared to tell this official that you have no right to behave that way.
Resultant: High headedness and worst kinda personal attacks!

People who wanna know a bit more, please check out this link:
https://www.facebook.com/Vikn11